The most Australian sentence of all time.

I’m so thirsty I could tongue the arse out of a low-flying beer.


Isms are neutral until you add a prejudice. 

Up to date 

The moment you finish writing the words ‘up to date’, you’re lying.

Life Choices 

Gotta retox to detox 

Fluid exchange 

I’ve realized that humans are just very sophisticated fluid exchange devices.


Meaning is struggle 


First and foremost we are memory-making machines